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Sorry, I just noticed I actually typed actually twice in one sentence. Not actually very good form

... while standing on one leg. Actually, if you copy and paste them into a comments box, you'll see what they actually say!

Definitely lemon drizzle

How do I find the secret emoticons? Do I need to use a special handshake or something?

Gin turned my DM tea total. She got sooo drunk on it one night in her early twenties she never touched alcohol again.

Mn has been back up for a while now. A huge ddos attack apparently. We will restock the gin shortly.

So many refugees here - have we got enough tents? We might well need our gin supply topping up. Right, I'm off to the kitchen to make some more . What do you fancy - lemon drizzle? coffee and walnut?

And we've actually got some secret ones, such as (I know you've got that), , and

Plus a lot more that I can't remember off-hand!

I do like your emoticons, gah. Now you'll all think I'm some weird troll who goes round insulting emoticons

Another refugee from Mn here.

Can't comment on the gin, I don 't like it - I don't like your emoticons though, they're much better than ours.

So embarrassing. No, never had it. I will add it to the list. Oh, the corruption running rampant here!

I've been having trouble getting on here for the past 30mins. You sure you didn't leave the door open MNrs ?
It's great to chat to new people I hope none of you are in a hurry to leave

Right, off to farm shop!
No ever had gin? Put on list! Is seriously nice. Gin virgin, who knew they still existed?

Yes, with tonic or bitter lemon.

I don't recall ever drinking gin. Is it nice? Must put this on my "to do" list.

I've had rhubarb gin. It's great

I got this recipe for rhubarb gin but no rhubarb! www.fennelandfern.co.uk/blog/2015/08/17/rhubarb-gin-recipe/

I think naughty Jeffrey is having another go. I saw stuff on his twitter yesterday, but he doesn't say much.

Who knows. It's pathetic really, how they seem to think this is the thing to do. Maybe if they're unhappy with things, they could be helpful and focus on irritating other targets.. you know, like IDS or Smiley Dave or something?

I miss mn

I have never tried rhubarb gin before.

I get the ip address error too. Is Jeffrey trying a new hack?

me too.

I've never tried rhubarb gin either. Definitely up for that. Looks like MN are still having problems though.I just tried and got this.

Any Mnetters brought the Pom's with you that had to be the best MN thread ever.

Another refugee! I've been dying to try rhubarb gin, any around?

The hacker is not happy.

Housework? Perish the thought!