You'll never hear me say this.

"I wouldn't dream of going off to do something interesting dear, 'll sit here and watch the Grand Prix / cricket / golf / Top gear for as long as you would like me to ."

I always give 120 per cent.

Like I said (when I haven't)

Eastenders is so uplifting.

NanKate I wasn't asking if this is a trick question; I was asking if this is like a trick question – i.e. something you'll never hear me say.

'No, of course not my love, I can think of nothing better than watching football/cricket/anything involving a ball. You do indeed pay for EVERYTHING that is slightly TV related and it is indeed quite correct that you have first dibs at whatever sport is on said TV.'
Words that will never trip from my lips.

I really really struggled with this last night... hence no posting. I have two children with additional needs and there are lots of things I thought I would never say but have done... (do not lick your sister, your sister is not your slave, take your own socks off, you can not sleep on the bannisters)

However, Lona has come up with a certain one for me:

I'm going to clean right through the house today!

At least with mn down I may, (looks for flying pigs) get the flat cleaned up a bit more.

I'm so looking forward to the new series of the X-Factor...

I so admire Simon Cowell. Such a lovely man, and I think it is fantastic that he had a child by his best friend's wife and then plastered details of his new family all mover the popular press.

I'll stick with Lona's suggestion!

I'm so disappointed there's no more football on today, can we please check again to see whether some obscure European teams are playing?

I like that one, too StillTheLemon. I've thought of another one - I am so glad DD married that twerp!

How about something the DH would never say?
" oh, God, the cat's been sick, but don't worry love, I will clean it up"

DH -" I'll cook the dinner tonight"!

I wish I'd never got divorced! X2!

Brilliant Lona

Lona

Love it Lona!

Whilst DH would usually say 'Oh dear, the cat's been sick, I'll clear it up' you will never hear me say 'Oh look, the cat has brought in a bird, mouse, frog, bat - I'll sort it'

Oh Lona, same for me, with the x2 and everything!

Also 'I care so much about my house being clean and tidy, I am going to ignore the kids and crack on with it'.

Meh!

"no darling, seven hours doesn't sound too long for a walk at all!" (See my profile...)

"I'd love to spend the afternoon watching you play bowls sweetheart". ��

(Sorry Absent my mistake).

Gosh my toes look good in summer sandals.

"I'm so proud of my figure"

"You always clean the oven darling, I'll do it today"

"I'm so glad the neighbourhood cats have chosen my vegetable patch as their communal toilet...bless 'em!"

Isn't golf exciting and don't golfers wear great outfits?

I'm beside myself One Direction have split up!

Victoria Beckham's shoes sure look comfy.

Rap, it's just so poetic!

Aren't selfies interesting?

Oh Ana you hav made me laugh especially 'bless em'.