Jings! Blimey!

I've got Bitdefender - a security system! Why?

I have blocked ad from my laptop. I miss all the fun!

The advert on the side was annoying yesterday because it was a video that played on every page again and again. Can't remember what it was for, so the money was wasted on me!

I'm realising why John Lewis is so expensive... It's all them bloomin' ads!

Kellogs at the side and British Airways to Vienna at the top.

Come back Jingle Bell Frocks!!

Now the Care Quality Commission.

Who started this? I never looked at the bloomin' things before!

John Lewis again (and I very rarely shop there, certainly not on line).

I've seen the Durex one too, but the only one I've clicked on was one for a new innovative style of slippers. They cost £69 - for a pair of slippers! And they were ugly!

Well I have got Betty Crocker telling me to get baking, on your bike Mrs.

Nice frock jingl bit on the short side but it is Christmassy

No. It's to do with something you have done online. It's 'cookies'.

I have Qatar Airways. I don't know why. Is it random?

Elastic aged!! I did not type that. I typed elastic aged. Oh no it's done it again. Last try ...elasticated. There that's better.

I've gott John Lewis too. But I had Smyths toys a lot.

You look amazing in that frock jings does that white fluffy bit round your bottom itch . Hope its elastic aged so you have room for your Christmas pudding!

John Lewis beds for me. Why?

I'd never noticed the ads until now.

Family solicitors for me-is someone trying to tell me something??

A song for you Jings. Seasons greetings and all that.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=My0Bq_o9tSA

Now I need a mortgage. Apparently. [sigh]

I'm getting Meli Melo (what? )

'The Maisie' in burgundy
'Shoko - only £575
I think they're handbags.
Shall I tell them I always go to TK Maxx?

Well I'm getting M and S cashmere. They obviously know how wealthy I am not. Why don't I get complex sewing kits and fancy dresses and Durex?No scrap the last one.

Not the veil?

We want to see your lovely dark hair and thick eye makeup - not to mention the red lipstick

So long as you don't want me to "peel off". I will shed the pinny but that's yer lot.

Great, Jings, long may you ring, chime, peal out!

I was going to say 'tinkle' but my finger stopped in time! My banner is The Care Quality Commission inviting me to 'tell us about your Experiences of Care'!!! Could that be the influence?!

Ding, dong!!

I am being urged to buy Fitflop boots - 'grab it - only £149!'

A veil!! Are you saying jings needs a veil, Ana?

She looks quite, quite stunning in that photo above
(and no bingo wings either - how did she manage that?

Oh, a metaphorical veil .....

Sorry. We will draw a veil over your pinny...

(that'll be at least four layers you'll be wearing on Christmas Day now! )