1 Buy a turkey.
2 Have a glass of wine.
3 Stuff turkey.
4 Have a glass of wine.
5 Put turkey in oven.
6 Relax and have another few glasses of wine.
7 Turk the bastey.
8 Wine of glass another get.
9 Ponder the meat thermometer.
10 Glass yourself another pour of wine.
11 Bake the wine for 4 hours.
12 Take the oven out of the turkey.
13 Floor the turkey up off pick.
14 Turk the carvey.
15 Get yourself another wottle of bine.
16 Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey.
17 Say grace and pass out.
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You've got it in one vampirequeen !
Wunnerful. Hic. Didn't realise cooking could be so much fun. Cheers 
One year I almost did that. I gave everyone permission to go to the pub out of my way but was left with a newly opened but barely touched bottle of champagne to keep me going. Apparently, the food was the best I have ever done - unfortunately, I can't remember! 
oh thanks for that VQ. I have laughed so much that the tears are running down my cheeks! My Christmas dinner cooking rather like that though not quit so extreme!
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