Outdated sayings Do you know any?

Mum used to tell me I had "hair like a yard of pump water"
Unfortunately she was right.
I'd forgotten 'san fairy ann' until I read it above.
Charlie's dead
That laughing will come to crying
Put the wood in the hole

I suddenly realised I had turned into my mother when my DGD said. "How many times do I have to tell you?"

Also when all DGC chorus "I only have one pair of hands!"

I've also found myself saying:

"You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute."

"Were you born in a barn?"

and

"You'd make a better door than a window!"

What's the magic word?

I must hop about the cage
Well this won't get the baby a new bonnet!
Put the wood in the hole (shut the door)
Are you catching flies? (why have you got your mouth open?)

Auntieflo That comic song was designed to be misheard, and went like this:

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, Wooden shoe!"

(Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?)

Well I never!! Thought my hearing was on the blink many moons ago. So what made me hear Neil Diamond sing " Reverend blue jeans" ? , when it was probably " Forever in blue jeans" . Is that right?

I thought we were the only ones who used How's your belly off for spots.
I have no idea what it means.
Not sure if it is an old saying but, when my brother and I played my Nan up, she would say,

"I'll tan yer a**e so hard, yer ears will still be ringing next Tuesday"

Dearest mum, who died last year, used to say "Every little helps a little said the woman as she piddled in the sea." Bless.

Ye Gods and little fishes.

Half a loaf is better than no bread.

Done up like a dog's dinner.

In for a penny in for a pound.

One of my dad's favourites which I only ever heard him say was

Comparisons are odious.

I loved it when he said that because my mum was always saying that every girl she knew was prettier, clever etc, than me.

Cheap at half the price. Half the price would be even cheaper, so it doesn't make sense to me.

My family always said "cheap at half the price" when things were too oexpensive.

I always thought it was when someone felt they had a bargain and were just trying to emphasise that.

I think it is sarcastic.

"It's all my eye and Betty Martin."No idea what that means but it was used
a lot when I was a child.

I never understood 'cheap at half the price' either.

Never let the sun go down upon your anger

'All mouth and trousers ' I never quite got.

'You're neither use nor ornament' from a stern great aunt shattered me when I was 10!

Elrel 'neither use nor ornament' is a phrase I often use when watching Bargain Hunt. Some of the 'bargains' exactly fit that description.

put wood int 'ole
bit black over bill's mother's.
all round the houses.
more haste less speed and make haste
all mouth and no trousers

' every mickle makes a muckle'

Fur coat and no knickers ?

@rubysong - watched a celebrity Antiques Roadshow earlier items of neither use nor ornament!!

A three headed duckling, certainly fits that description Elrel what were they thinking

We used to say "Whats for tea mum?"
Mum would say ""A run round the table and a kick at the cat"







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cherry my Mum's version of that was '3 jumps at the cupboard door'.

"It's all my eye and Betty Martin." is said to be a reference to the latin "Ora pro nobis beate Martine " ("Pray for us, blessed St Martin"), and mean a load of imcomprehensible (and Papist) rubbish, but "all my eye" has been around longer than Betty Martin.

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