Common sense

How flipping patronising can they get?
I have radio times around.

"Down to earth" a sort of Geology newsletter.

I had better read the atricle before son and his woman are coming next weekend. However their house make mine looks quite well cared for and I am not a tidy person. #There'sisarighttip.

I am now going to go into the conservatory to chuck a few papers, catalogues etc around in there and ignore the dust
and leave my empty cup lying around

Don't forget that Saga mag keeps telling you to refresh yourself too...

How? Am I supposed to dust my corners and throw away any old parts of me?

Apparently. Get a new face, look brighter and younger, with a new wardrobe and you could get on their front cover.
Doesn't seem to be for older people any more, on the cover it just says 'What you read when you grow up'....

I've got to admit I've a magazine rack full of old reading matter I might get round to one day - the pile actually towers a foot above the top of the rack, which is itself well over a foot high. Good job they've got a wall to lean against, or my cat could be in danger walking past.

The coffee table looks as if it's covered with old papers, but it's really just the many, many component parts of today's Guardian.

The quote in the OP has a slight ring of the dreaded Pippa Middleton

jane my thoughts exactly. We could ask advice on the party to hold, after we have refreshed our homes.

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Perhaps we should try that beer that refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach

The conservatory looks more homely now, though, with Saturday's paper and all its components scattered on the coffee table, along with a dirty mug from my and knitting spread around

I just thought I would check the article online but you have to pay for the privilege

J52

Oh the joy of a few magazines and a bit of dust. Looking round I have one corner heaped with assorted tubs of toys. Another has Tesco Frozen' and 'Bambi' bags full of dolls and My Little Ponies, large tub and rolling box full of Duplo, 'Frozen' palace, 'My Little Pony' stables, two tea sets, ponies, small animals and figures in old Roses and Celebrations boxes, spare nappies and changing stuff, doll's pram, cot and bath plus baby dolls and 'lovely' artwork stuck on walls with bluetac. My mantelpiece is full of trophies, artistic creations, loom band 'jewellery', hair bobbles and slides, a forgotten bottle of juice and DGD's words for her nativity play There is of course the snooker table, boxes of games, colouring, painting and drawing materials, washing on radiators, DGS's homework awaiting completion and I could go on and on even more!!!

Guess who has DGC living part time or visiting every week.

PS the floor is hoovered at least once a day for reasons of hygiene!!

That sounds like my house Grandma, plus DH's detritus (immense and extensively distributed) and cleaning up materials to deal with Georgiethepup's little accidents! It takes me hours to 'refresh' one room due to having to move so much stuff and then return it.