This is hilarious! I was Countdown ages ago (last series that Richard Whiteley did) and missed out on a crucial conundrum
. I would be up for Eggheads (specialist subject science) as long as CJ wasn't on it. As for Only Connect:after last night's episode, I could hardly understand the questions, though am quite good on the missing vowels round! How would we organise a team as we are spread around the country? It would certainly be a challenge!
What colour shoes/boots to wear.





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