Don't touch me.

I thought you meant the shop, Spar. I thought "Oh, goody, which area is that one in?"

I love a good cuddle or snuggle but only get it these days with my beautiful doggie. I don't mind the lull, restore the romance batteries and then I will be back out there, cuddling for all it's worth!

The British have taken on the kissing thing from the continental culture and just don't know how to do it. I often get 2 kisses from Brits especially men, big smackers on each cheek and they can be loud and wet!! Yuck.

The continental kiss can vary in number in each country but they are never noisy or wet, but usually a very brief touch of the cheeks.

The continents are horrified when they see British adults kissing their children on the mouth. Kissing on the mouth is a sexual act in their culture.

I am in favour of hand shakes when greeting men. Gentle hugs when greeting close friends and family. Your hairdresser goodbye and thanks.

If you both wear glasses the cheek touching can result in spectacle bashing!

I live in a country where the double kiss is as normal as a handshake and I've never had so many colds!