DD2 and her little friend, both 2 or 3, were playing (far too) quietly in our bedroom. When someone eventually checked, they'd smeared half a bottle of baby oil over the wallpaper, drunk a bottle of junior vitamin drops (a month's supply), and opened half a dozen condoms and shoved them down a radiator (they'd found some snakes and killed them, apparently).
That wallpaper bore the stain until we redecorated years later. I rang A & E in a panic about the vitamin drops and was told that oh yes, there would be side-effects, they'd both be bouncing with health for a couple of weeks 
So Harry and family are coming back!
Reducing contact because my heart just isn't in it.
How to get help putting suitcase on the conveyor belt at airport check-in
bedspread and a nice long slit up a curtain 
