When in doubt, look down the front of your knickers!

I didn't think it necessary, after all mine do have pockets for balls.

GandTea any comment for pittcity?

Wot no bra?

Oh if I did that galen it would probably just fall right through

I shove my iPhone down my cleavage so as to leave my hands free for my crutches

When looking for somewhere to store
Her sunglasses, tissues and more,
Breeze reckons her bra
Can hide keys for her car
Whilst her cleavage sprouts poo bags galore.

None taken, I hope, Breeze

I'd like some of the ones that the ladies wear at Wimbledon with velcro for holding your balls!

Big knickers never went out of fashion in my house! Seriously I view a G-string as something akin to an instrument of torture and cannot imagine how such a thing can be described as comfortable. No, Bridget Jones had the right idea.

As for stuffing things down said knickers - er, no. Not something I've ever actually thought of doing. However, I do see the merit in popping something (hankie etc.) down one's cleavage and if only I didn't have the memory span of gnat at the moment I might remember to do so.

I'm really smiling reading this. Needed a boost and you have all given it to me. I tend to put things up my sleeve, inevitably they fall out when my hand is hovering over water Afraid my top half wouldn't hold enough to be helpful

Sadly, there is plenty of room down there! Doesn't anyone else do that? I'm feeling foolish! Shove stuff down their top when they're gardening? Nope. Oh just me then

I've heard the phrase 'ample cleavage' but breeze's sounds mind boggling.

Back again, feel better for that, my G string has had a good work out.

Breeze, I suppose full one would keep you warn in winter !

I'm off to play with my G string for a while.

Liase I didn't think they were that bad!

Empty dog poo bags btw!

Oh Merlot so funny. Lucky it wasn't the secateurs! Ouch! Comforting to know others lose things. My glasses (on my head) my car keys (already put them in my bag but spent half an hour searching!). I have a tendency to shove things down my cleavage in the garden! Tissues, dog poo bags, sunglasses. Then out they pop when I take my t shirt off.

Stansgran, love it! So funny. Made me smile today

I will never know about Annette's knickers because sky broadband blocked it. I will spend the rest of the day wondering what I have missed!

Little girl asked grandma how old she was. Grandma didn't want to let on to the world so said she didn't know. Little girl said look in your knickers . Startled grandma said why. Little girl said there's a label at the back which says I am 3to 4 years.

Next time Mrs. P tells me to get my hand out of my knickers, I'll tell here I'm searching for my gloves.

Pogs.

www.annettes-knickers.co.uk/drawings2/Page.html

These are good for a chuckle.

Mind you my g. string would be a tea towel and a yard of string.

Hell Merlot the size of your 'drawers' must be as big as mine.

When I put mine on the line to dry aircraft try to land as they think it is a Windsock for Donnington Airport.

Lesson to learn, wear a g. string when gardening.

I remember the days, long long ago, when little girls had navy blue, or green large ( all is safely gathered in) knickers for school and there was a pocket for your handkerchief. perhaps one for gardening equipment, for grannies

Thank you so much merlotgran for the best laugh I've had all week, and boy did I need one!

I was a bit worried too. I thought you couldn't remember if you were male or female lol