No politics, no slagging off of others

Been there, done that and signed up. We will succeed.

annsixty as its the interval could you hobble pop across to the Olympic thread
I think I might have sighed us both up for the three legged crutch race!

There will now be a short interval.Please help yourselves to tea and biscuits, and form an orderly queue for the loo.?

Am on Nanna duties .... but I will return! Oh yes, I will!!

If he comes back, we should all call out "he's behind you!" ?

Oh No
We need ukulele music in our panto.
Maybe he will return in another guise

I think he will be back after a "cooling down" absence. But I daresay his identity will become known and the sins of his previous life/lives will be revisited on him again.

I really really hope we haven't lost him. I was thinking about him yesterday.

I think that GandTea may have left us permanently as he was being slagged off by a few folk on anther thread.

Oh no we wont!!

Indeed. GandT may well pass for a Ladyboy. We really need photographic evidence before ruling him out.

Although, Charley as we don't know what he looks like, maybe he could play that part.

My apologies, I am getting the sexes mixed up. Of course he cannot be given the job as the pretty girl.

The fairy grandmother has to be pretty ( sorry GandT)

No, he will play the Dame ( as in all good Panto's)

Surely that is GandTea's position?

You mean ' the hands that do dishes'?

When are the auditions for the Fairy Grandmother ?

All concessions half price ( on wet Thursday afternoons.)

Oh I just can't wait ?.

Definitely original katek
A sand dance on crutches

Or shall we do Cinderella?

Which one of us will be playing Wishy-Washy?

They look so serious, which is why it's so funny.