Currently, he owes dd 2 months money (which he calls 'her' maintenance!) as he hasn't been paid by lots of people he has done work for. He hasn't had the children for about a month as he has a lot on at the moment, stag nights, shortbreaks etc.and has just taken his girlfriend to Tenerife as she needed a break.
DD asked him if he would like to come to school to meet the staff as their eldest is starting big school. His reply was 'already?'.
She suggested that he might like to pay for his uniform or school shoes and he said 'That's what I give you money for!'
Ggggggggrrrrrrřrrrr! 
Feel a bit better now - thank you!
Well done harrigran I will chant this every night before I sleep 
and of course once again well done phoenix
I spent hours scrolling through everything on my computer, typical of me I could not remember what I had filed it under, I eventually found it under Facebook sundry comments for future reference 
I'm afraid I just couldn't bring myself to say 'botty', but I'm sure 'bottom' will do just as well.
How will the curse know where to go though? We don't know the intended recipient's name (and I'm not suggesting you put it on here, kitty) - it could go astray! 
??? but you did just say it.
This curse was specifically for sons in law ir the like. You could commission a female version if required.
Can we do it with emphasis please. He can't have the children this weekend either as the holiday was sooo expensive!!
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