Story Time ( game)

.....the Telegraph reporter, he turned bright blue and glowed in the dark, he tried to hide in .......

Boris Johnson's jogging trousers, unfortunately Boris was wearing them at the time and said indignantly...........

Airport luggage department unfortunately he ended up on the carousel.
A flashing blue neon reporter going round and round until ....

Oops back to rose and said indignantly 'my b...s are glowing in the dark. scarpper!'
So off he scampered to hide in the airport luggage dept where he ended up on the carousel
A flashing blue neon reporter going round and round until...

....Sam, saying 'Yer time's up, mate, yer've been rumbled. How many sugars?'

.......the tea at the airport was so toxic the reporter went back to normal ( for a Telegraph reporter ) except for ...........

His blue neon nose.
Still if journalist wants a good scoop he has follow his nose. ..

which led him to more flashing lights known as the Aurora Borealis (or Northern Lights)where against the skyline he beheld a giant ......

Monster
It was Nessie

...coming straight towards them...

But nothing to fear as she only eats plankton. Meanwhile, back at thd airpot ......

They are having an infestation of TRIFFIDS which are covering the runways with...

Green Slime and ...

...maltesers....

But as everyone knows maltesers are light that....

...made an absolutely disgusting sticky mess anyway, so...

.....they had to build a new airport for the Loch Ness Monster to escape, the new runway was right in the middle of ............

...the Thames of course and Boris gave it immediate approval on condition that...

He got his jogging trousers back, and hoped they would be.....

fitted with anti light detectors and flashing ...

......belisha beacons, unfortunately this made him a target for .......

Lollypop wardens

Which rather scared him so he jettisoned them altogether and chose shell suit bottoms and a Millwall top and ran off to the proposed garden bridge site, singing ere we go, ere we go, patting children benignly on the head, but suddenly

...he noticed an invasion of enormous SLUGS where the bridge will be, and ran to.....

......Alan Titchmarsh for advice, Alan told him to turn round three times, clap his hands and....