Story Time ( game)

Talking to Donald TRUMP and he said....

By hook or by crook I will be the last man standing, then Hilary said......

Doesn't bother me, I'm a woman, and I'm gonna win that particular race, so get back to your

....village Trumpton and weep.....

no more as Captain Pugwash has been sighted, we must assume

....he is coming to take you away ha ha, leaving the USA to be governed by .......

...the aliens who have just arrived on the White House lawn in the Coronation Coach...

and who couldn't understand why nobody was taking any notice; obviously

...so they said to the coachperson 'take us AWAY from your leader!' and....

.......this left America with Captain James Kirk in charge, the starship Enterprise replaced the White House and Mr Spock. ......

In fact he's called Dr Spock, knows all about childcare, and reckons he has ways of dealing with any recalcitrant citizens, but first he wants to find the one with the yellow hair, spotted just recently, and who is probably having a meltdown somewhere. So he calls

his spin doctor who had just returned from a lengthy

Safari where he spent his time writing speeches for a certain Mr Nice Guy, future saviour of the world, or a part of it, leaving out all the foreigners, but then his cellphone rang so he

......beamed up the yellow haired one to the planet Vulcan where the Vulcanites gathered round and ......

And chanted 'you are the chosen one'
'All hail our new leader'...

Leaving no one to run for president of the US, so they prevaled upon Boris Johnson to stand in as a Trump look a like while Theresa May filled his vacancy with

.....Jeremy Corbyn who had become fed up with trying to solve all the problems within the Labour Party and decided to join the Tories.....

In a parallel universe where everything was topsy turvy
Putin has now given up the vodka and....

was drinking stout and vimto, which had the extraordinary effect of causing

A lot of gas both up and down .

'Ve vill be harnessing all dis gas!

'From now on there vill be no more drinking of ze vodka'

*we vill be building ze Stout and Vimto factories all over ze mother land!'

'Comrades..

Comrades? Comrades? Vere are you all? Don't tell me you've left me and gone off to...

Luton airport to drink Cinzano ...

.....where they discovered the England football manager eating burgers and drinking Irn Bru with four journalists thinly disguised as businessmen. The comrades pricked up their ears when they heard mention of that good old Russion word 'megabucks'........

....and went into a huddle under the table. Then three of them got up and danced on the table....then....!

...one of them tipped the plutonium into the teapot. He carefully poured out a cup and passed it to...