Story Time ( game)

........however .......

that not all cats have nine lives...

....lions , his big cousins, who unfortunately didn't recognise him and gulped him down for dinner. So the moral of the story is

......bull on whose back back he travelled to to the Plains of Africa where he discovered. ......

The Plains of Africa where he found himself surrounded by....

Catalonia, where he soon made friends with a rather large

.......the other felines could be, with a whisk of his dislocated tail he was transported to........

(Especially now with a dislocated tail)

He was now c list celebrity even though he had once played the lead in cats.
Strictly was his last chance to get a PURfect 10
Poor puss he had forgootton how catty...

......Stoke on Trent and dislocated his .......

Tango in .....

Forbidden to dance, so he dared the Last Tago.

...and he bought a black pair of boots and a gold pair of boots so he could take part in Strictley.......

...a CATalogue (see what I did there) but the online shopping channel were doing a bogof......

... that he had just purchased from the online shopping channel, he was going to buy them from ....

He found himself staring into the eyes of a larger than life pussy cat wearing boots! ...

......eating all the gingerbread and falling asleep. When he awoke .........

.....to match the colour of her hair. But the giant got lost as his SATNAV was out of charge and he ended up ..........

Ask her for some weed killer. So off he went with a skip to Demelza's house.
A very unusual house as it was made out of ginger bread...

.......WTF is a beanstalk doing in a lighthouse, I'm off to find Demelza and .........

....climbing down the beanstalk to see what all the commotion was about. He stepped into a pile of curds and shouted ....

with a novel called Web of Lies, he had just got to the part where the giant was.....

.... that he should escape from the fire, and quickly, by running away. Unfortunately as he did so he bumped into Little Miss Muffet and knocked her clean off her tuffet. Her curds and whey went everywhere but at least it scared away the spider which had sat down beside her........

and also by Professor Parsons the well known escapologist. It gave him an idea...

...but he dropped his candle and set fire to the haystack. The flames could be seen from the town...