Story Time ( game)

......Link, you are a hero, now get off this train and find yourself a wife and settle down. Harry leapt off the train and went into McD 's where he found ........

Prince Harry abseiled through the window, beaming all over his face, he opened the sports bag he was holding and said 'Look Dad, Cam, I found this on the train roof!'
'I say old chap,' said Charles, 'doncha realise? You've found the missing ...

The corridor, following the rest of the troupe, They ended up in the buffet and Camilla said, oh darling I'm dying for a tea. Oh, can't you hold it in till we get orf? he replied. These places are not clean, y' know.. I said TEA, said she, but he wasn't having it. Wouldn't be Duchy tea, wouldn't be any choice, so she reluctantly gave up and settled for a gin and tonic and a bag of crisps. But then, all of a sudden...

....everyone was waving hankies and dancing, Charles & Camilla were last seen clashing their sticks and skipping down ......

...a troupe of Morris men joined the carriage. In no time at all.......

Jeremy vacated his floor space hastily as didn't want to be seen with this pair. At that point a couple of seated passengers stood up and with a bow proffered their seats. Camilla smiled in queenly style and sat down with her husband. Just then the train ground to a halt and...

....and in a flash, the wish was granted! Charles and Camilla took a taxi to the nearest station to get back to London for the Coronation.They just managed to get on the last train to Kings Cross ( the only station fit for a king) but there were no seats left; "Oh bugger Bognor " said Charles "we shall have to sit on the floor with that old bearded gentleman" and were just about to when........

Sssssshhh!

Don't really like to say this, don't know how to say it, but erm well mater is getting on a bit as indeed am I and well to put it politely can't she just be put out to grass? It's about time I took to the throne. It's what my future subjects want,after all. Long live King Charles and Queen Camilla....

.......looking for a tree to talk to when along came Titania Queen of the Fairies, I will grant you one wish Charles she said what will it be - well said Charles I ...........

'Charlie get awf the table! stop acting like a naughty boy. What would your mummy say?'
'Oh and talking of mummy
what have you done with the corgies?'

shouted 'drinks all round and mine's a large one'. They all cheered and crowded round the bar. With one voice they toasted the princess of Wales "Diana!" They cried "Here's to her".
Charles slunk out looking around for a...

....and at that point Camilla came in. Horrified at the sight of Prince Charles being mobbed by a crowd of singing Welshmen as he stood on the table, she...........

Lassie barked ...

...'Maybe its because I'm a Londoner'. The others listened horrified then moved as one towards him and...

And in staggered Prince Charles, who had already been to several inns in the Principality. He greeted them in Welsh, but they didn't seem to understan. He then got on the table and started to sing. ...

Nearest Inn called The Leek
which just happened to be owned by ST David
St george was very happy to meet
ST David
After a few pints of nice welsh beer
They started to do what all welshmen do when gathered together in groups of 4 or more.
They organised a choir!
Singing aloud 'Oh when the saints go march in!'
The inn door flew open...

all the spectators. They panicked and, crying fierce Welsh oaths ran to the...

A very tasty quiche, which he was saving for a half time snack, but sadly the dragon hiccuped and breathed fire on....

Who was on his way to watch the Rugby with St George, who was carrying his sword and .....

Wagging her tail as crossed over Offas Dyke she bumped in to a Red Dragon...

win the sheep dog trials so ...

But she decided on neither of these options (I like the fishy theme, Cherry!), turned round and went across to Wales, where she was on a mission to

Nessie was chatting to A salmon & sturgeon

.....I can creep past the border guards with their AK 47s or I can chase them into the Loch where .......