Story Time ( game)

She'd forgotten her passport (time had moved forward) so she thought, mmm I've got two options here. One, I can

'Go, Lassie, go, and we'll all go together,
to pick wild mountain thyme, all around the blooming heather'
Until, half way to Scotland, Lassie realised that ...

All of Momentum off the new garden bridge and headfirst into the Thames! Saddiq Khan laughed and yelled.....

....finally Boris departed from this story and we have a new hero - Lassie the super dog, with a wag of her tail she set about herding. ..........

Set about interviewing all the hot dog and London Tat sellers
who wanted to be the first in line for a nice pitch on the garden bridge.

Sing ''I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my spout.''
The slugs reared up an slithered off at top speed and Boris ............

......Alan Titchmarsh for advice, Alan told him to turn round three times, clap his hands and....

...he noticed an invasion of enormous SLUGS where the bridge will be, and ran to.....

Which rather scared him so he jettisoned them altogether and chose shell suit bottoms and a Millwall top and ran off to the proposed garden bridge site, singing ere we go, ere we go, patting children benignly on the head, but suddenly

Lollypop wardens

......belisha beacons, unfortunately this made him a target for .......

fitted with anti light detectors and flashing ...

He got his jogging trousers back, and hoped they would be.....

...the Thames of course and Boris gave it immediate approval on condition that...

.....they had to build a new airport for the Loch Ness Monster to escape, the new runway was right in the middle of ............

...made an absolutely disgusting sticky mess anyway, so...

But as everyone knows maltesers are light that....

...maltesers....

Green Slime and ...

They are having an infestation of TRIFFIDS which are covering the runways with...

But nothing to fear as she only eats plankton. Meanwhile, back at thd airpot ......

...coming straight towards them...

Monster
It was Nessie

which led him to more flashing lights known as the Aurora Borealis (or Northern Lights)where against the skyline he beheld a giant ......

His blue neon nose.
Still if journalist wants a good scoop he has follow his nose. ..