Story Time ( game)

Immediately withdrew from political life, vowing to...

Nooo, my Radcliffe comment was in response to one much further back about Oxford which appeared on my iPad as the last in the game...

I'll get my coat!

Daniel Radcliffe reached for his Camera to snap the amazing...

Ravening Hillary hordes, Donald was so traumatised by the hair cut he .........

Choice but to get his haircut to save him from the

....build a wall to.....

Introduce him to some hungry polar bears. He'll have no choice but to...

......sherry so I will get homeland security to search for it, meanwhile I will bring Donald Trump with me to the North Pole and ..........

reindeer, they have been picking on poor Rudolf and have hidden his bottle of....

The North pole, he replied, to help Santa with the...

take you and Michelle on a holiday before you leave the White House for good. Where are you ooof to

is your helicopter doing in that flowerbed? Is it about to ...

Oh she's a nice little filly, don't mind if I do. Go easy on the joints m'dear, not what they were, damn them. Barack, what...

.....full body massage with a very sexy lady masseuse, D of E said........

*bring

Bing them in, we can both have a pedicure and ...

.....get on the phone and order a takeaway, the footmen are waiting outside the door to ........

Some normal bloody food you dimwit? It's Wednesday, that's when Liz and I have a takeaway Chicken Jalfrezi with extra rice, so why don't you just

The White House where Barak said 'Hi Phil, are you lost?. Come and join us we are having cucumber sandwiches and tea"

Phil said "Bloody typical half way round the world and it's still bloody cucumber sandwiches and tea. Can't I have--

Windsor Indiana? Asked the driver. Certainly sir. He drove straight on to the private airstrip where Prince William was waiting to whisk his Grandad to...

Bloody Windsor!

The D O E picked himself up, shook himself down and flagged a passing cab. Take me home, he snapped at the driver. Where's that then sir? asked the cabbie. An enraged Phil replied .......

(sorry Phil. I mistook you for a dormouse....)

Jeremy Corbyn, who just happened to be passing by and was flattened by the Duke of Ed, who thanked him for providing a soft landing.....

....and parachuted from six feet up to land on....