Gransnet Xmas Panto.

Can I be in the all singing, all dancing chorus please? Do we have a choreographer? I can sing harmony and have done some line dancing!

Does Hanky Panky sound like Alan Rickman and look like Monty Don? Not that I am interested, just curious

Thanks PC, I was trying to remember who he was, he was Wishy Washy's son I think.

He's in Aladdin isn't he,*wobbly*? A friend of Wishy Washy!

It's ok if you have a justified reason for going into the bushes, like looking for Hanky Panky.

Spoil sport

Anyone going into the bushes with the fire person must be accompanied the Panto health and safety inspector

We had the firemen involved at a hilarious virtual party we held on Glastonbury Tor.
A cat/dog called Donald/Duncan got his rump burned and someone disappeared into the bushes with one of the firemen.

Has to be something polite, after all he is an OFFicer.

Hmm, a Panto Inspector of Safety and Security. Now what could we call him ...?

Perhaps we could have a Panto health and safety inspector, must be a source of many jokes.

It's OK folks the flames will be virtual so we can have lots. Judthepud2 sorry I forgot you in the cast list, Tinkerbell with lots of fairy dust.

Sorry - away

Definitely must have one. Bet there aren't many flame throwing dragons in panto the days with all the rules and regs. At least on Gransnet we can get any with most things.

Oh yes it is !!

Perhaps a flame throwing dragon was not one of my better ideas

If we have a Welsh Dragon breathing fire all over the stage, it could be more than your house that was burning.

A hunky female doesn't realy appeal to me , unless my house was on fire

I'm sure some of our ladies would welcome a hunky fireman on standby -- or is that sexist ? I guess it is, so we will have a hunky fire person on standby.

Yes real flames, it is a Welsh dragon I will bring my own fire extinguisher and fire blanket - I was in the scout movement

Will the dragon be having real flames. If so we ought to get the fire service on board, or at the very least a very long hose.

Crafting, your dad born in the Rhondda , you choose which half of the dragon you want to be ?

Anniebach can't speak Welsh but my father was born in Treherbert and worked in the coal mines. Would that be enough for me to be accepted as the back half of the dragon? I am already udderstudy to the backend of the cow but would be happy to be the rear end of the dragon too.

Perhaps it could bring my winch as well! Save on petrol.

Given the violent exercise we seem to be planning and our age would it be wise to sort out the Tena Lady Lorry again. I seem to remember we had it on our last outing to Tintagel and it came in very useful.