Age 4 I remember nan having to remove a pine needle from the Christmas tree...from my ladybugs...with a magnifying glass from a cracker and mums eyebrow tweezers
Have just squirted liquid plant food in my eye! It was one of those little sachets attached to a bunch of supermarket flowers-it was very nippy. Not sure how it happened, probably didn't cut through it properly and it was forced out of the side. I've flooded eye with cold water but I currently look as if I've been punched and could frighten small children.