Coz making words rhyme, it's really not hard
To bring them together and sound like the bard
He was known to like a tipple or two
But I prefer tea, I do like a brew
But stuck on a train, 4th of the day
On my way home, there was some delay
Leaves on the line, one snowflake landed there
I look out the window, sat down and I stare
At the there little bambi's next to the line
White tails bobbing madly, to give me a sign
That I'm not going anywhere, for here I am stuck
As the month before Christmas, you don't have such luck
So I've bought my presents, and packed them all ready
And now I can relax, sit back, watch the tele
Knowing the big day will be alright
As I bought my presents on May bank holiday night!