A friend of mine used to say sweetly, 'Can you hang on a tick?' - and then go and get the vacuum cleaner and put it full blast by the phone...
We get very few nuisance calls any more, though I did have one the other day asking about the accident I hadn't had. I nearly always just say no thanks, very quickly but nicely. I'm influenced by the fact that a dd had a holiday job in telesales many years ago - she didn't last very long. As she said, it's not much fun being told to f*ck off all day long.
Hysteroscopy using spinal block/epidural


but this morning I have received a new one to me.
. I insisted on taking his number (which had initially shown on caller I'd as withheld) and after googling it, of course, it proved untraceable.

we don't get any now, it's lovely!