I get asked "am I speaking to Mrs.J.Bloggs" ?
The first name is what they assume my name to be but they inveriably get it wrong so I truthfully tell them "there's no J Bloggs living here. Occasionally they apologise but often the phone just goes dead.
I had a call this morning, the line was complety silent I said hello a couple of times then an automated voice said "Goodbye" and it went dead. That one actually made me smile.
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I then had to apologise profusely for my tone.