I get asked "am I speaking to Mrs.J.Bloggs" ?
The first name is what they assume my name to be but they inveriably get it wrong so I truthfully tell them "there's no J Bloggs living here. Occasionally they apologise but often the phone just goes dead.
I had a call this morning, the line was complety silent I said hello a couple of times then an automated voice said "Goodbye" and it went dead. That one actually made me smile.
My garden has been ruined by ????
What "back then" inconvenience would annoy today's youngsters?
I then had to apologise profusely for my tone.