Just had a phone call claiming to be from BT saying they were going to disconnect my broadband because I had unauthorised activity on my computer. I handed the phone to DH and he barked " desk sergeant Blah, blah police station, name of company and state your business " cheeky b****r replied " scam fraud company " and put the phone down knowing that we are powerless to trace them.
You should all feel very proud (imho)
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The first time I said "I don't have BT internet" only to be told BT is the parent of all internet providers - "Ma'am don't you know that ma'am?"