New word of the day

I'm seeing us in white t shirts with logo on front and great big pants. Britains got talent? Now we need a song

Who wants to design a logo?!!

Menopaws

menopaws,

How do we pitch this?

peaseblossom thinking queef will confuse, how about the fanny farters or fannys r us, do you think the BBC will consider?!

Menopaws how about Queefalot? The Queef Choir, or The Undercarriage Choir?

Nandalot Tit fart?

According to COSMO, clearly the leading voice in all things lady related, tells us that queefing is not actually a vaginal fart, given that farts are due to the breakdown of bacteria, creating gasses which smell. Therefore, it is more easily equated to "making farting sounds with your mouth". Does this mean that queefing is the equivalent of beatbox? For those of you who do not have teenage sons/grandsons, here is the definition of beatbox:
Beatboxing (also beat boxing or b-boxing) is a form of vocal percussion primarily involving the art of mimicking drum machines using one's mouth, lips, tongue, and voice.

Make a right modern lot of us in our choir!!!

Can I be the lead singer please? What shall we call the choir? Suggestions please

Maybe Gareth Malone would help us to form a GN's Queefing Choir.

Gransnet, prudish? Never

nandalot 'thinking' !!?

Have I stumbled onto Mumsnet? Gransnet is usually so prudish. ?

Ha! Queef does sound a bit prudish! Sounds like some prissy schoolmaam trying to avoid mention bodily functions!

I love this thread ? It takes me back to the good old days!! ??

Shows what a sheltered life I have led. Or perhaps how forgetful/oblivious I am.

I don't recall ever having vaginal farts, despite or perhaps because of having four children.

I don't know if I will regret admitting this but I have large boobs and sometimes, on bending down, a rather impolite sound emanates from my bra. Is there a word for this?

Great, a new scrabble word.

I used YONI once and had to explain what it meant , I will definitely be on the look out for Queef.

I've just Googled Queef thatbags and I did have a laugh at what came up!

How have I got so old without knowing about this phenomenon?

Oh what a wonderful post, and a great scrabble word as a bonus!

Is voting through your vagina the female equivalent of voting through your a**e?

Personally, I intend to vote the way I always have - by engaging my brain.

I am a lady and only f**t soprano

Maryhoffman37 I just nearly choked on my coffee, so funny. Thank you for making me laugh. Funny post Thatbags

maryhoffman37 well you are lucky. It can easily happen (and does!) during sex with air being pumped in. Don't wish to be crude but that is how it happens. The best thing to do is laugh about it and not be embarrassed, because it's a fact of life.