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New word of the day

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thatbags Wed 26-Apr-17 06:46:15

I just learned a new word. It's a verb: to queef, queefing, n. queef. It's apparently what people call vaginal farts when they don't want to say vaginal fart.

It came up in an erudite discussion about vaginas having a voice. Newest political thing y'know.

Just so you know smile

Anya Wed 26-Apr-17 06:49:07

Thank you for sharing bags - never know when that might come in handy.

JackyB Wed 26-Apr-17 06:53:35

I suspect that we have come this far without knowing that because we would never have spoken about it in earlier times. And why would you talk about it? Should we be telling our doctor?

Nansypansy Wed 26-Apr-17 06:55:14

??????????

kittylester Wed 26-Apr-17 06:58:19

I wonder whether vaginas will use their voices to vote and, if so, which way?

Greyduster Wed 26-Apr-17 07:34:23

If they used their voices, would it only be for a monologue? hmm

kittylester Wed 26-Apr-17 07:36:13

Brilliant, gd!

nanaK54 Wed 26-Apr-17 07:36:47

Very fanny funny grin

grannylyn65 Wed 26-Apr-17 08:20:56

Familiar with it!!

BlueBelle Wed 26-Apr-17 08:30:02

That ones been around a long GN time catch up thatbags

BlueBelle Wed 26-Apr-17 08:30:55

Don't know where that GN. Came from it wasn't there when I wrote it
Oh for an edit button ....hint hint

Menopaws Wed 26-Apr-17 09:34:05

Are we talking volvos again!

Menopaws Wed 26-Apr-17 10:08:26

See previous post in pedants corner if you think I'm mad

Witzend Wed 26-Apr-17 10:13:10

I would never say 'vaginal fart' anyway.
'Fanny fart' trips off the tongue more easily!

maryhoffman37 Wed 26-Apr-17 10:16:50

I have never needed a word because it has never happened? Are you are puffing air up your fannies?

damewithaname Wed 26-Apr-17 10:36:51

???

minxie Wed 26-Apr-17 11:27:49

that made me laugh out loud

grandMattie Wed 26-Apr-17 11:35:21

Imagine! singing vaginas next? grin

Musicelf Wed 26-Apr-17 11:47:47

Well, that's given me a chuckle! {grin} {grin}

Musicelf Wed 26-Apr-17 11:48:36

That of course should have been grin grin - that'll teach me not to use uppercase unnecessarily!

wellingtonpie Wed 26-Apr-17 12:05:53

Nice to have a laugh. This is quite funny.

sarahellenwhitney Wed 26-Apr-17 12:25:57

Minxie
Is there another way then? confused

MadGrandma Wed 26-Apr-17 13:01:12

Handy word for Scrabble though!

annifrance Wed 26-Apr-17 13:33:19

Ooh, thanx mad grandma. I have an annual Scrabble fest with a friend. That'll cost her!

Peaseblossom Wed 26-Apr-17 14:35:04

maryhoffman37 well you are lucky. It can easily happen (and does!) during sex with air being pumped in. Don't wish to be crude but that is how it happens. The best thing to do is laugh about it and not be embarrassed, because it's a fact of life.