I went on a tour round a National Trust House today with a friend. One of the staff came over to me and said 'there are plenty of seats for you to sit on around the house'. Admittedly I am not 100% at present but I didn't think I looked that bad.
I should have asked if they had a defibrillator to hand 
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
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