Eglantine, you don't know who I am? How very dare you imply I'm a nobody? I'll have you know I am a FOUNDER member of the Argy. Big Jim is mine and will stay mine, go anywhere near him and I will set Germoline on you.
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Come on, you lot, are you all still comatose after reaching 1,000 posts last night?
That bar won't re-stock itself you know, and I'm too busy buffing my nails...
Oh yeh, you and whose army
Now the army barge lives up to its name! (retreats under table)
Actually, Egg I'm a gentle soul who steers clear of the more robust posts and posters on GN. However, when someone tries to steal MY man, I will take on the world. After a few sherbets, that is.
the army barge has a certain ring to it Eglantine! Now that lemon has painted this place in citric green and yellow, maybe we could decamp to the camouflage colours of the Army Barge. (Have you had a dust up with Marydoll yet? She gets so protective of Big Jim. Don't know why because he wears a stained string vest and burps a lot)
lol! You devil Menopaws!
And here she is.....
lol! So glad the Argy is back up and running!
Yes, me too, although we need new blood in here to run things, am exhausted as have been not only doing the cleaning, manning the bar,checking the cellar etc but keeping George Clooney’s white shirts ( he has many) washed and pressed.He came free with the gleaming new coffee machine, but claims it was only for an hour not forever and keeps demanding that the handcuffs be
removed! I am only keeping him safe from Menopaws
It’s for his own good ( and the good of the profits, we are selling so much coffee it’s unbelievable.) 
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