Argy-Bargy Cafe - enter at your peril ?

Meanwhile, any customers, help yourself from the bar, put your feet up and enjoy yourselves!??

Well, time we had a new bar, there is a brand new gleaming one for sale just down the road, shall I put in an offer?

I have now got your cold Meno am sneezing and wheezing and coughing, ??
I have just popped in for a hot toddy and a kind word.

Oh no!!! . Does that mean we will have to shut down the Argy? That would be catastrophic. We need to recruit new members fast or has it run its course?
Thanks for the punch, what exactly is in it?

Come on folks four more posts to 1000, I've made a Halloween punch so all welcome, best costume wins the box of out of date scratchings

Seriously I sound like a donkey in labour

One benefit is I have the most incredibly sexy voice so look out all you sailors once the sneezing stops

Got two hours sleep and no sympathy from my husband who just said he was the one dying ( yes I know tasteless but we keep it light round here!) so I said it was my turn, but at least he took dog out before going to work. I pass on my apologies for not being able to come in and clean the bar but I doubt anyone will notice...now back to the brandy, think I'll put some on my cornflakes, that will help me sleep, thanks all

Menopaws, I do hope you feel better today, please take it easy.?? I'll have to remember to remove the darts from the meno dartboard before you return.?Have another toddy ( that is if there is any whisky left) ??

I guessed you would do something like that Chewy but I don't blame you, how about a prize to whoever hits a nipple just to make it interesting? Hang on I won't be there to join in, oh I'm past caring aaaaaaaattttttttcchhhooooo..

Sorry to hear you're feeling poorly Menopaws, hope you're feeling much better by morning. But.... if we have to have your photo behind the bar, is it OK with you if the punters throw darts at it? Obviously I wouldn't do such a rotten thing by that lemon and Marydoll might. Here's a hot toddy to keep you cheery.

I'm not feeling well enough to think of a clever answer, so please excuse me while I have a quick sinex and try and sleep, will be back in the room tomorrow I hope. If I peg out please have a big party for me and raise a glass or several and remember your sparring partner and I want a big picture of me put up behind the bar so I can keep an eye on you all.

Oh, does he have any LARGE friends??

You lucky devil Menopaws

I've got a rotten cold from too many late nights in the cellar with too few clothes on, going to bed with a large Captain Morgan...

I would join you all there Marydoll but it’s not safe North of the wall, as we know, white walkers appear at any time, and Winter is coming!?

Are you cutting down "Meno"?
Now that Chewy is back from counting sheep, we need to liven things up. Where IS everyone?
I think Jane is looking out her disguise for Edinburgh and Soop is trying to get a visa for Edinburgh. Not an easy task, they are very particular who they allow across the M8. I have had to bribe someone.

A double brandy please!

Yes, Meno is the good time that has been had by all.?
As is Marydoll and one or two others in The Argy ( and I include myself in that) I guess it’s what happens when you wear fur coats and no knickers and have a trusting nature.Sigh!

Ooooh yes

He also knows a good time girl, when he meets one.

He certainly knows a good wine when he sees one which is why i had to drink them all as he didn't like any of them. Oh well he was fun while he lasted. Next.

Well Meno, could that have something to do with the amount of drink you consumed in the cellar with Carruthers?
I'm only asking, no offence intended.

Flaming hell, I don't know what to say anymore!

Oh dear, is this thread about a thread? I'm never sure what is acceptable.
Anyway, I noticed Carruthers being carted off in a police riot van last night. I do hope it's nothing serious. Well that him out of the way for the time being
Has anyone seen Meno? She hasn't emerged from the cellar?
Whilst that has all being going on going on, Chewy has gone off to visit her Welsh sheep farmer boyfriend somewhere in the wilds of Wales and is incommunicado.
She is the only one who can charm the inspectors to drop the case. We need a plan!