Statements never likely to be said.

Weather Person :Look out of the window to see what the weather is doing, because we have have mentioned every scenario just in case we get it wrong!!

Absolutely agree KateyKrunch , are you reading this Gransnet team!

Nice one Katey !!

Hahaha KatyK

Great post Kateycrunch!

We thought we would let all you GN's know that we have decided to revert back to the old 'Site' as we now realise it was near enough perfect and the new version is rubbish!

FarNorth Definitely Post Of The Week lol

It's great the way everyone loves the new GN site design.

Sadly I've finished the ironing pile and I can't wait until it builds up again

And all the male football supporters are delighted for the women's football team (except my husband, miserable s*d)

And the England women football team are to be paid the same as the men.

The England football team have WON THE WORLD CUP!!

Iam likewise

'Nobody's coming to stay, but I think I'll give the house a good blitz anyway.' (Me, of course)

What was my granny's Christian name again? (Me to Dh)
No,prizes for guessing that it was the other way around more than once, despite the fact that she'd died before I even met him....

I think I'd like to put the bins out this week! (Me to Dh)

How about I cook the dinner tonight and you clear up the kitchen? (Dh to me)

From my neighbour - noticed you hadn't opened your curtains for a week so just popped in to make sure you are OK

And from my lot: Mum and Dad, it's your Ruby Wedding soon, and we've all made a note of the exact date!

From DSs 1 and 2 'Mum and Dad it's your Golden Wedding soon, let us treat you to a special holiday/meal out/show'.... [hollow laughter]

That short red bodycon dress will be perfect for your 70th birthday party.

I know we are meeting at 8 o'clock tonight and I will definitely be there on time!

Mum, remember all those £10 and £20 notes you "lent" me till pay day/my student loan arrived, well here it is, all thousands of pounds of it.

These hot flushes are so nice, they keep me really toastie at night

Wow! You are the perfect height for a woman. (Sadly I am only 4ft 10.5!)

I recognise EVERYONE in Celebrity Big Brother this year!!