I'm not deaf!

I remember taking my eight year old daughter to see the ENT consultant, he said as she walked in 'How old are you today P' her reply 'Oh I am very well thanks' told him all he wanted to know! Just wish it was as simple for me!

I expect the waitress was yet another mumbler.

Actually. I'm still tittering!

next question-

Would you like walnut and sultana bread while you are waiting?

Dh - Cheese and sultana - that's a strange combination

Oh so familiar. You just have to laugh .

Well that was obviously ,would you like to order?
Isn't that clear to everyone? ?