Jingle

No, ferrets don’t bark Phoenix they are silent, and that’s what makes them so sinister, they just appear somewhere, in the peanut bowl on the bar, in your wig, even in the ice bucket on hot days, they had to go!?

Or perhaps Dagenham.

Barking.

Actually, that is a slur, it was Ana’s wig that they liked nesting in, especially when she was wearing it.?

Tell you what, all come over to The Argy, we can have a drink or three and chew the fat (literally as well as metaphorically, have you seen Marydolls faggots?)

I have my suspicions Alima but I have no proof! There were mutterings in the Argy Bargy Bar that lemon was getting fed up of them nesting in her bouffant hairdo but, to be honest, none of us could tell if they were or not.

Sssssh!

Blimey, its worse than I thought. Did she have anything to do with the ferrit's demise?

Knickers are way over rated.?

Well Alima, you know lemon as well as I do! Anything's possible with that lass! and she never did like the ferrets.

Well I did wonder.

Not fur coat and no knickers surely?

Lemon is not wearing a furniture coat at all! She's wearing a new fur coat fgs! how to ruin a joke in one easy post.

Sadly Alima, you're too late. The ferrets are deaded! But lemon is wearing a very nice new furniture coat these days!

Jalima is well and will be back shortly.

Ah, that's good to know. Would never have guessed, don't think I have ever entered the Argy. Been too long since my spit and sawdust days, maybe I should let my hair down a bit and go and see the ferrets.

? oh, I think there a quite a few name changes Ann on GN but for various reasons, posters don’t want to advertise it, and it’s a courtesy to not try and guess ‘out loud’ on the threads.It usually is guessable though, especially with threads like the Argy.?

You had me fooled lemongrove but that isn't difficult.
Anyone else may have done, I never think of anyone changing names

But what is your point maryeliza?

But she has hasn't she?

And yes, it’s time that Jingl returned.??

Hello folks! Jalima and myself are still here, J has been busy
And I needed to change names for a very good reason, as the threads are on FB, and staying as R could have caused problems.I have never changed my posting style or claimed to be a newbie, so most will guess, but it wasn’t something I was wanting to make a big thing of.I have managed to tell some posters by pm but couldn’t obviously ,tell all.
Thank you for missing me ?x

Bevan I didn't mean to sound abrupt

I agree with baggs to an extent. The late lamented greatnan scared me rigid to begin with but wouldn't now!

I rather think Notme has the wooden spoon - she posted did she not ? And others responded.

Put your wooden spoon away, maryeliza54.