The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

Aww Meno I shed a tear after that touching speech. Happy Birthday. I know I nearly brought me tea up then Lemon. Who wants to see a greasy fanny when ya full up !!! I need a vase of wine thanks .

Will somebody please cover that Fanny, it’s putting me off my pint of poteen, shudder!

A big Happy Birthday to you Meno ???????
We love you too! Mhwaa?
The Argy looks fantastic and there is cake for all tonight and drinks are on the house!
Cheers!

...............so I hope you were all touched by my heartwarming and sincere words of love and respect for all of my friends in the Argy, cheers everyone !

Cheers everyone, I'm now doing a silent speech...................

I lost my pussy a long time ago unfortunately.

I've been swinging my Fanny for quite some time now Menopaws and let me tell you, she might not be the prettiest pussy on the block but she can still do a trick or two.

Pour me a large coffee with cognac please, someone.

Does Fanny swing or will she fly through window as no grip on tail

Stop making me laugh Ntee. I can't eat, drink or talk so it looks like a fun night. I want the cake puréed, the poteen sieved and I want everyone to talk to me in sign language. Basically sign glass and thumbs up at regular intervals.
I'm happy to play skid the fanny but bit worried about splinters.

Thought it was me varicose veins playin up

Pour me a large brandy please!! Just walked over here and last nights Klickers dropped out me trouser leg

And is there any cake left or have you lot eaten it all?

Coffee with Baileys please!

Well, anything goes on holiday Arty and of course The Argy is a sort of permanent holiday ( from life!)
Be careful on those hotel steps though.

Beaten you to it Lemon but we are on holiday!

anyone? ( laced with brandy of course.)

Oh, I don’t think that Chewy would like that, NannyTee?

Well, Marydoll always has a bottle of rubbing alchohol on her.

We could play skid the fanny. Whoever slides her to the nearest beer barrel gets to drink it.

Blimey. Carry on at the Argy Bargy. Have you got a matron?

Happy Birthday Meno! Hope the pussy is smooth and sleek after the cosseting!

That’s what I always say Chewy whenever the subject comes up

Mind you, I don’t want to find oily patches on the bar, so keep that pussy under control!

Excellent idea lemon! I shall go and do that right away. Although, as you'll probably have noticed, Fanny doesn't have a great lot of hair to shampoo so it shouldn't take a minute. However, I've got some very nice oil to rub over her and that should make her look sleek and shiny for tomorrow. Nothing worse than a scraggy looking pussy is there?

We have ordered a vat of poteen btw.

Chewy perhpas you could give your Fanny a shampoo in honour of Meno’s Birthday??