Sorry to hear of your disappointment but you have to remember that authors can spend hours and hours putting together their wisdom & wit.
How long do they have when giving a talk?
Does it come over quite the same?
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Is it normal to talk to yourself?


thinks

. Pity about the book club, might have cheered you up.
What a disappointment Eglantine. Nothing worse than discovering that a person admired from afar has feet of clay!