If it was free, what personal servant would you have?

A personal driver and a secretary to do all the "sorting out phone calls" and paperwork that take so long

Jeeves, or Bunter.

I'm another one lucky enough to have my own personal, live-in chef. If it weren't for DH cooking I'd probably have starved to death by now or been poisoned by the much-maligned Ready Meals... I'm not too keen on cooking, there's always something I find more enjoyable to do! Still do the odd meal now and again and don't mind making puddings, but we only have them when we've got guests.

A ruthless declutterer and a bed changer! Also Monty to cut the grass and keep it healthy.

Cleaner without a doubt! One who could do the decorating as well!

I'd like a friendly woman to reorganize my wardrobe and buy all my clothes and shoes. She'd give me a casual but "with-it" look.

Housekeeper/secretary to organise my household which is very small but sometimes defeats me; and keep my files in order. I have a bad habit of shoving things like bank statements into a drawer - after I've looked at them, of course...

Shopper (for food) and chef. Someone who would rustle up a fish or veggie meal for me and meat for Mr C. Bliss.

Our DD is a masseuse so we have that one covered!

I'd like a chauffeur/valet for DH. I like cooking for him as he always enjoys the food but it would be bliss to have someone to choose his clothes (he never likes anything I suggest) and dress him. Also a qualified driver to ferry him about, fix his seatbelt etc. and save me from his shouts and groans when he has to suffer my (apparently) dreadful driving.

I’d want a masseuse and have a massage any time I wanted!

Well Cherrytree 59, not quite sure where that fits into our idea of a personal servant, but heyho, whatever floats your boat.
I think that so far the Genie in a bottle is the best idea.
I wish I had thought of that one.

I don't mind shopping for food ...but someone to cook it please! A cleaner too. I would like people to come at my whim, not a pre arranged time - is that OK?! Yes, a gardener too might be nice, and a handyman...I could go on and on I think!

I'd like someone to 'do' my feet. A pedicure, foot massage, paint my nails. Bliss!

kittylester I'm with you..a bed changer..a lady of the linen( or gentleman) bed stripped, linen washed and ironed, bed remade. But it would have to be everyday. When I win the lottery! ?

Of course as some of you know I already have my (notional!)personal assistants Fabrice and Antoine. They're not much use really and they fight all the time about whose turn it is to fan madam (ie me) but they're decorative and fun to watch.

A shopper, not for clothes

A gardener - preferably Monty Don! ?

Definitely a housekeeper/PA ie someone to run all those irritating errands that are so hard to fit in during the week viz wait in for the gas engineer, take and collect dry cleaning, wait for parcels, organise the carpet cleaners and window cleaners, book GP appointments (ie be willing to be on the phone at 8am sharp??‍♀️) post parcels pick up shopping, wait in for dog walker? clean house and prepare evening meal ?bliss

What a wonderful world it would have been, if only humans hadn't evolved and instead were happily swinging from the trees.

When man finally self destructs, the natural world will hopefully recover and flourish

A housekeeper for me too please.I would never run out of essentials, and the place would be sparkly without any effort on my part.

I'd like a genie who I could summon to do whatever I wanted him to do and then get to disappear (temporarily) when I was finished with his services.

Hairdresser.

After spending a lovely day out with 2 little energetic DGS and carting a load of paraphernalia
I think may be a personnel aromatherapy masseur would be quite nice after a nice soak in the bath is it too much to ask for a personal servent to draw ones bath ? . ?

I think a personal assistant (or 2!) might be better for me. Someone to cook, drive me around, and keep my home as pristine as I would like it.

Kittylester an excellent choice, I worked with a lady who got up every morning and changed her bed, I tried it for a couple of days, but it was exhausting.