We used to go to the football match on Saturday afternoon, I was then amazed that the players knew exactly how to play the game again for the evening TV!
When the TV conked out my Dad would tell us that it was clogged up with dead Indians, being a great cowboy programme fan!
My brother once asked where Random was and why, when there had been a competition, did they go all the way to Random to pick the winner, the winner will be chosen at random.
Why did a green hill need a city wall? 'There is a green hill far away without a city wall'.
My mother once wondered why the horse Bar seemed to run in all the races as it was always the last on the list of betting odds.