There always seemed to be a lot of beardy men in Scotland, when I was a regular visitor.
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He was always pulled over at airport security though (and me with him), and the beard went for good when one of the Yorkshire Ripper identikits appeared and people started looking sideways at him. I hated the moustache only phase though.