My friend’s husband phoned her and said he had had a dreadful attack of diarrhoea. He told her she would have to come down the road with a change of clothes, and hot water and cloths to clean the car seat. She set off with the clothes and a bucket of bleachy water, and had gotten halfway down the road when she met a neighbour who told her what day it was!
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