Come the (GN) revolution, the following will be banned or severely dealt with!

The weight fairy...she creeps in during the night whilst I'm asleep and somehow fixes extra weight on me!

‘See it, say it, sort it’ !!!

Chewing gum...anywhere, antime...horrible smelly sticky stuff.

That fairy keeps coming to my house as well bikergran

Nothing should be designed so that it can be put together or used wrongly.
Nothing should be designed so you need a 60 page booklet to operate it.
No screw should need turning more than 3 turns.
Puppies and kittens and babies should remain little and cute for 5 years but adolescence should last only a fortnight.

People who walk their dogs near me and on Thursday mornings drop their dog poop and early morning snack leftovers in my just emptied bin. Not only would I like them in the stocks I know what I would throw at them.
And of course scratchy labels.

People with a sense of entitlement who talk so loudly in restaurants (with posh voices) that you cannot hear what your companion at your table the other side of room is saying. People in our small cinema who bring glasses of wine into the film and fall asleep and snore.......and you trip on their b*** glass as you leave. Brilliant thread btw.

your own

Definitely the scratchy labels- they're so difficult to cut off and if you leave a tiny corner it still scratches.
I would ban the use of the word "wee" at supermarket checkouts. I think this is a Northern Irish thing. Put your wee card in, would you like a wee bag, have you a wee loyalty card. grrr!

annep

I would ban scratchy labels as well, also the very, very large ones sewn on scarves ( you know who you are M&S)always sewn on so that they show at the bottom of the scarf.

Also on the hit list are: people who let doors slam in your face, umbrellas that won’t open properly when you need them to, dirty tables in cafes ( when staff are lounging about doing nothing) noisy people in restaurants ( so that you can’t hear your companions conversation ) and anyone walking about town with a small child in a pushchair and three big labradors on leads getting in everyone's way and with the dogs slobbering at passing legs (I know, how often does it happen but it did today.)

Addendum: people who park their cars on the pavement. Plenty of space opposite, newly tarmaced pavement, and neighbour's friend has parked bang on the it. Makes me mad.

Have I missed it, or has someone stood up for the snooty Waitrose shoppers?

People who drink straight from a carton and then put it back in the fridge.
People who put dirty dishes on the draining board and think the washing -up fairy is going to deal with them.
People who never say "Thank you" for presents.