Apparently Mark Twain said "there's a fine line between a man standing on the bank fishing and a man standing on the bank looking like a complete idiot".
A lady, nervous of dentists said to her dentist, "I don't know which would be more painful, having a tooth extracted or having a baby"
"Well make up your mind, madam. I've got to fix the chair"!
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