Jokes: Some Rude; Never Crude

Thanks Rufus I needed a laugh. My dog's peering out of window, with her legs crossed, waiting for rain to stop.

The first 'joke' is in bad taste.

IMO, with a few exceptions e.g. Grumpa, Michael and the late Feetle , men who post on here just don't seem to 'get it'. They want to educate, enlighten and entertain.

The second one about the rain is funny though!!

I miss feetle. Whenever there was a thread about music his knowledge and humour were invaluable. Obviously a very talented man and an asset to Gransnet.

I didn't like the first one either but I agree the second one was funny - and it made my husband laugh.

I do think the rain joke is very funny - especially as it's been pouring down here all day.

Rufus I posted a song on the thread about favourite lines from songs especially for you. I'm not sure if you saw it

I think they're all funny. Thanks for the laugh!

They all made me laugh, but I have an odd sense of humour at times. Nurses often have what can only be termed an earthy sense of humour.
I have to confess to finding Mrs Brown's boys funny sometimes. Sorry to those Gransnetters with more delicate sensibilities.

I miss feetle too. Really liked the second one!

Man to GP: I have this problem, I think I am a moth
GP to Man: I can't help, you need to see a psychiatrist
Man to GP: That's where I was going, but your light was on.....

I like Mrs Browns boys too Sodapop and thought all Rufus’ jokes were funny . Yours too GillT57

Does this say something about us Gillybob?

That's definitely my sort of humour GillT.

Thank you ?

Personally I don’t see a problem with any of the jokes on here, I found them all funny. Sadly I can’t at this moment think of any to add, sorry.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman is amazed that the duck can talk, but pulls the pint anyway. He asks the duck 'What are you doing here?' The duck replies 'I'm working at the building site next door.' The barman says 'You know, there's a circus in town. You should go and see the ringmaster, I bet he'd give you a job.' The duck says 'Circus? Big round canvas tent?' The barman says 'Yes, that's right' and the duck says 'What would they want with a plasterer?'

Two cows in a field, one goes "MOOO!"

"Oh, I was just going to say that!" says the other one.

What do you buy a man with a weak heart?

A wee donkey.

Two bags of crisps are walking down the road when a man they know stops to offer them a lift.
"No thanks" they say, "we're walkers".

I think it means we share the same wicked SOH soda

Love it merlot although still trying to explain it to DH though (who should be ashamed as he’s half Scottish ) .

Yours wins the prize for me so far minesaprosecco

gilly Thanks for the Scotish reference re merlot's joke, I didn't get it until you said that

A man walks into a bakers in Glasgow and says "Is that a chelsea bun or a meringue?" The assistant replies, no, it's a chelsea bun".

trying to explain it to DH though
Gillybob; I'm zero Scottish (thankfully), so you'll have a tougher job explaining it to me too! And I also need an interpreter to understand Phoenix's Glasgow bakery joke!