My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
Like it! 
To soap or not to soap? Light hearted.
Apparently - Employers are not working people



I've emailed it to Bletchley Park. If they can crack the Enigma code I'm sure they'll solve it very quickly. Oh! It's Sunday; might be a delay! 
Reply from Bletchley Park to point out you made a critical error in attempting to assist, in that F should be pronounced "Eff, not "have". which combined with 9 (nein) conveys the pidgin German meaning better. Prove it by saying it out loud, with meaning! 