Luckygirl - you are not a freak. I recently bought 3 bras in the same style online from M and S. Have always bought from them. The size was meant to be 38B. Like you I have small boobs and a broad back. I laid the bras out and measured the length along the band and there was a difference of up to 3 inches between them.
One of the bras had such large cups that I looked as if I had a pair of melons strapped on, with very little filling!! I am fed up of looking for bras right now. I have a drawer full that I have hardly worn, which is such a waste of money. My SIL (72)very often goes braless, but given the pull on gravity, it's not a flattering look.