The most annoying phrases heard in your house!

Just to add, we don't actually have a dishwasher, but included it as I thought it might ring true with those that do!.

GrandmaKT sorry to say there is another cat vomit related incident, posted on here many years ago, if I can find it, I will post it again, just for you!

Mr P is a drainage engineer, usually specialising in flood plain management, but not averse to inspecting drains, septic tanks etc. Turds & tampons bobbing around in some disgusting mess, no problem, but a bit of cat sick or ask him to clean the liter tray, and he's definitely marked absent!

“I’ve cleaned your bathroom for you” Er, no I don’t think you have, ‘cos the one you’ve just cleaned is the one YOU use everyday...you haven’t been anywhere near the tiny en-suite I use!

Can you get me...………….? usually from the kitchen and just as I`m about to (finally) sit down.

Why, where did she come from.

I hadn't finished!
Him "why didn't you write a list"
Me, "it's on the wall"!
We have a shopping list and things to do board with said list attached. She does he never look!!!

Him,"Do you need anything" said on his way out of the door.
Me, "eggs, butter sugar, toothpaste, pasta, teabags. (as an example).

Oh phoenix, nearly wet myself when I read the cat vomit one!

Please can I add
#6 Which colour bins is it today? (despite colour-coded calendar on inside of cupboard door and it always being the one he didn't take out last week!)

Similar to DH’s “where has my ....... been put?”, Chewbacca. Hmm, there are only the two of us here, I wonder who he thinks has done the putting?

Just noticed typos in my OP please excuse them!

GNHQ, edit funtion, please!??

#4 "Who's moved my ........, I left it right there on that chair." 10 minutes later, item is found in a totally different place than that chair

#5 "I ate - last slice of bread, last of the milk, whatever-- because I didn't know you hadn't bought any more and never bothered to check before I took it

Your number 1 phoenix closely followed by “what can I do to help you”? When linked to any household task such as cleaning - as only I make it dirty .

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