Expressions that irritate you

To die for..

Babe,hun, fur babies,tremendous,lush ........I will stop now

"Like...." (Peppered throughout conversation - aaargh!)
"You know....." (To which I've been known to respond: "Actually, I don't. ..")

My husband's stock answer to everything is “really.”
“Your tea is poured.” “Really”
“Your mum is on the phone.” “Really.”
“I just fell down the stairs and broke my left arm.” “Really.”
“No, not really but even if I had I’m not really sure really is an appropriate reply.”
It drives me mad!

What goes around, comes around
I was sat (should be sitting)
I was stood ( should be standing)
I could of got ( have)

Yay. This irritates me to screaming point.

Obvs.
Simples.
Yay.
Cool.
I'm stood/sat here.
I envision, (mainly American) why not say imagine instead?
I'm sure there are loads more.

The best I heard of was a 'manager' sending an Email to his 'team' suggesting that they should "Get their dicks in a row". Sometimes a typing error can turn the most irritating phrase into something wonderful.

Back in the day- a new one originating from the US I read. Also train station instead of railway station.
I’ll just grab my phone/ wallet/ coat etc

"y'all right hun?"

Gives me the gripes it does.

Yahh I'm home tomorrow x
Taaaa x
Yeahh x
Nah it's ok
No worries
Okayy
Yeye that would be good!

Just a selection of replies to my texts from Dgd's, I've noticed that they and their friends make long "ayyyy" and "ahhh" sounds to the ends of their words when speaking and also say Yeye, not yes.
So I suppose us saying Rightyho, is not too bad really.

Good for you petra ?

Must stop saying it. Probably really irritating!

I seem to be the only person who doesn't get annoyed at such insignificant utterances

I say that a lot too, MissA though it comes out more as righti-ho ?

I say rightio quite a lot, I think.
Probably really annoying, now I come to think of it.

Oh I don’t like play date!

Having said that I do use some of the phrases mentioned, and like Menopaws’s husband I’m always saying okey dokey!

Oh yes.
Play date!

"Run it up the flag pole, and see what way the wind is blowing."
"Smile in may never happen." ( maybe it already has).
"Play date." (As in when children are going to their friends play).

My husband's is okey dokey

Back in the day
End of..

In conversation when a person keeps saying 'you know' throughout it.
Amazing.
You know what I mean.

No problem (that drives me mad)
Lol
Can I get
At the end of the day
It's doing my head in
I can't get my head around it
Like ("and I was like, and she was like")
Basically
Thinking outside of the box
Hit the ground running
I'll take it on board
Heads up
Awesome (for trivial, ordinary things that are NOT awesome at all)
from the get-go
step up to the plate
put your head above the parapet
draw a line in the sand

WHO thinks these things up in the first place??!

No worries
No pressure then
How cool is that
I was stood
Let me make it perfectly clear
Can I help yourself?
We take our customers very seriously
I know where you're coming from
I hear what you're saying

Hello Mrs Bob or may I call you Billy? No you may not as I don't know you, my first name is reserved for friends and family alone.

My little man - no he is not your little man, more than likely to be your son, so why not say my son. How difficult is that. Anyway I turned round and said...….