Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwith- spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken!
Blimey! My spell-checker has done it's nut after all that! 
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If you say so Rufus 
Very funny, Rufus. Loffin….
Gesundheit Rufus!!
Vorsprung durch technik
Frohe Weihnachten
Sie sind kein Dummkopf Rufus!
BlueSapphire; You frightened the life out of me! 
I thought, what have I done wrong now? The close proximity of "Dumm" and Ruf. didn't look good, until I remembered Germans pop words in anywhere. I had a chat with Dr.Google re: a translation and he had it done in seconds. It also provided a refresher on Mark Twain's "The Awful German Language". Hilarious!
So thank you for your compliment, which has cheered me up no-end, feeling relaxed again!
Btw. Agnurse's version is better; I used the Internet one to show off; but not so good. In my other life when I had a job, we had versions printed in a sort of "Oldie Gothic" font to warn people to keep their hands off various bits of equipment. That font seemed to carry more weight! or threat!
Good Health and keep happy with your Fizzenwein. 
Danke, dass Sie uns unterhalten haben. Frohe Weihnachten Rufus
Que est que c'est this thread about? Je suis totalement confusé!
Jane10; Don't fret! Me too! We'll have to open a Forum and call it"Linguists Cafe" where you can all jabber away in your several languages, the subject matter being irrelevant. Anyone speaking "Double Dutch" will be shown the door; unfortunately I can only contribute "Strine" and my desk-top PC with Google translator is too much to lug around. 
Whilst on this subject; our Over 80s club members are a mini "United Nations", mostly bilingual, except me, but the question arose; if you drop something on your big toe which language do you chose to swear in?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people
Greta, how do I put umlauts in?
Greta, Lassen Sie mich zuerst gehen, mit freundlicher Genehmigung von Doctor Google!
Gehen Sie zu Google und suchen Sie nach Umlaut. Es sagt alles. Mein Wort! Ich genieße diesen Sprachthread dank Googl
Gluckliche Weihnachten!
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