To Cheer us up

In the prevailing spirit of some of today's other threads I'd like to point out.
Light-hearted remarks should not be made on serious threads! (and vice versa)
Posters should not be mocked for having crap problems!
Cryptic posts about cars and curs could offend the ultra-sensitive.
Any poster who does not agree with you 100% should be reported to GNHQ.
Anyone who takes any vestige of this seriously really should go and pour a large g+t - or a cup of tea if alcohol consumption upsets you.
(Thanks annie for an amusing thread!)

Grannybags. Please note BlueBell’s ‘ Crap’ followed one of my posts, I agree

Thanks for this thread Annie - been making me giggle (and Bluebell with her crap trouble...!)

I enjoyed a silly few minutes Elegran ?

Didn't mean to teach you to suck eggs, Annie

Elegran I realised that, I was tired of so many threads here today, I just thought I would at least cheer someone up.

It'll either rain or go dark before morning.

Anyone remember Old Moore's Almanac ?

"annie" I made up the yellow cat etc, so it means nothing which means that you can make it mean anything you like. Boris pinching Theresa's job and wrecking the country? China taking trade from countries who don't fight for their share? Donald denying immigrants support and undermining the church with his unChristian attitudes?

Take your pick from these and a hundred more.

DoraMay , best you warn those on the ground floor ?

—word—

Never works for me either - on iPhone......

word worked for me
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Oh not Ant and Dec, ?

Jedward?

Please?

Bloomin' heck! Another variation on not working!
-- Word -- but miss out the spaces!

I think Ant and Dec are closer than brothers.
They were next door neighbours for years.
Not any more though.. eerie!

BlueBelle ......... Dashdashworddashdssh
Now be patient and try again!

Crap? I put a lot of thinking into it BlueBell doesn’t come easy to me

When I moved here I was always pleased to show visitors “the mighty rushing river Rea” which I could, on a good day, jump across. However, I was refused house insurance by the company I’d insured with for many years because of the risk of flooding.

I live in a 5th floor apartment.

No it doesn’t work I did dash dash no space word no space dash dash ...help

—crap—

I am still trying to work out ‘the yellow cat and the cowardly cur’

So the yellow cat is a woman who wears lots of yellow and the cowardly cur is her husband , she will take all his money (eat his food) , the body is called a temple , if a man with too much weight it could be his temples , allowing for a rather big tummy and a couple of spare tyres .

But who are they ?

The brothers could be the two LLoyd Webers, or Ant and Dec (no, they aren't brothers - but is a double act the equivalent of brothers?)

We could all make those kind of predictions, or translate them to suit curent newsn items. How about "The yellow cat will eat the food of the cowardly cur before destroying the temples" Translate that.