Thank goodness for proof reading

Greengran78 I take it this was a pun?

"I have little faith in a Company that can't spot it's own mistakes." its?

My friend texted me a question. I intended to reply with okey dokey, but it got changed to hello donkey and I sent it without noticing. Friend was rather puzzled.

I sent the reply to a text and then read it - I had said oink - should have been ok

BradfordLass72 You win the prize. it took about 1 1/2 hours for someone to spot it!

I once found that in a letter to my solicitor I’d put Dreary Brian instead of “Dear”! Luckily I noticed it

Before computers a colleague typed out an envelope for the Penny Farthing Company but missed out the 'h' which I spotted before it went out.
I asked her how fussy she had to be about envelopes as most of them are barely looked at and discarded? I showed it to her, she laughed and then made me (very young and shy) take it round everyone in the office to share the joke. How we laughed.

I used to live in a village which my computer changed to 'Fornicate ...' every time I typed its name. I could have told the computer, but it always made me laugh so I left it. The way some of my neighbours behaved, it was quite appropriate!

GabriellaG54 how did you go about finding clients? I trained people in Business Writing skills for 25 years. I’d love to proofread now I’m retired.

Pogs slightly deviating from the thread but I used to teach a poem called 'Lament for a lost Dinner Ticket' and asked the class what they could tell me about the narrator of the poem. One wee boy confidently told me the narrator was a boy. When I asked how he knew he said,"because his willie is sticking out." The actual line was 'and just their wee wellies sticking oot.' He would not be told otherwise! I hate to think what he told his parents.

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