I found this label during a clear out today and thought I'd share it. It was originally attached to a new leather handbag and is just as written, spelling and all ...
Instructions - 'This product is made of chosen top grade genuine leather. The genuine pu leather liabled moitrure, oil, and other chemical actions just as the other crude materials.
Please keep the product away from above things and the sharp things to avoid being defaced. The product warranty is invalid for the mutilation caused by accidents, carelessness of incorrect use or normal wear and tear, the product mutilated because of the quality can be 7 days repaired for free.'
Clear as mud then! 
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Love it. I always laugh at those labels. Where on earth do they get their translations?
When I saw the OP I thought it would be instructions on how to 'handbag' someone (which I could do today on one thread!).
Does that count as incorrect use?
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