“Are you sure you want to delete?”

I would delete all unkind people. That would solve the war and world population problems at a stroke - and maybe even sort Brexit!

All overstayers, illegals and murderers.

I would like to delete the moment my DS first clapped eyes on the woman whom he would marry in haste and regret at leisure. Oh how I wish he had never met her.

I would like to delete all people who are cruel to animals and I would like a 'hot getting hotter' button which only switches off when people pick up the litter they have dropped!

Take out drinks - then we'd have so much less recycling to do, as well as picking up!

I would delete asthma .... my daughter (34 hospitalisation) in 41 years of this chronic illness. And now my granddaughter... twice hospitaluzed in 7 years! Destroy it!

I would like to delete the ironing pile.
And Mondays.

My 1st H, he hasn't a clue where I am but turned up on my elderly DM's doorstep a few years ago, despite us being divorced for 40+ years, she had also moved but was still in the same village.

No chance of finding me as I married twice more & moved several times.

Only good thing to come out of that marriage was that I met H no2 & had DD. Married too young to a very controlling man

People who break promises for no good reason, my agoraphobia and our refuge collectors

I would love a 'freeze frame' for real life. Sometimes my head spins and I think it would be so nice to just freeze frame everyone for a while.

It would also be useful when you have a houseful. Freeze frame while you have a tidy up, catch your breath, get the pud out, empty the bin [grin}

I would delete Brexit without hesitation and also the post natal depression that is consuming my poor daughter making it difficult for her to enjoy her little 10 week old son ?

Drivers who can’t manage roundabouts and on slips to trunk roads and motorways

Oh yes lovebeigecardigans1955 I'd love to delete all those regrets I just can't seem to let go of. On a more practical note, after reading the decluttering thread, I'd be very happy if all the things in the attic could disappear.

My psychologically, mentally and physically abusive ex along with his toxic, trouble making, manipulative girlfriend! Instant karma!!!!!

Two words: Donald Trump.

My cancer!

Husbands cancer although now having annual checks it hasn't returned but its a constant worry.

Brexit sick of it now.

Agree with ninathenana a stone in weight and the dreaded potholes would also be great.

Kim19
My ex-SiL.

Should have said stuck to their ears ?

The woman who murdered my son to be deleted.
Rascist and sexist people, mothers with phones-to their ears constantly while the poor child is crying or demanding attention.

The woman who persuaded my husband that life would be better with her, even though she had failed to convince two previous husbands.

I would delete years of chronic health problems, a couple of ex boyfriends (though maybe they could go in the spam folder as junk) and a fair few mistakes/wrong decisions I made.

Miep1, your stepmother sounds like a nasty and greedy piece of work. I guess your father must've loved her and it is a damn shame that his trust in her was misplaced. I would imagine he would have wanted his only child to inherit at least some of the treasured or valuable possessions and the sentimental value they had too. I hope you have good memories of your parents - and bear in mind Karma has a way of biting wrongdoers in the butt at some stage

I would delete the abuse I've survived

I’d delete my almost ex, son-in-law. He’s stalked my DD and been banned from his profession since they split up over three years ago. He even lied that he’d sent the divorce papers back to the court and has managed to take and lose her share of the equity in the marital home. It’s a long story.

I would delete an aquaintance who never stops talking about herself, and is totally uninterested in what others have to say.